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Bath \u0026 Body","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49332212957377,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/7563\/9745\/files\/PXL_20250908_001515226_2.jpg?v=1758129343"},{"product_id":"wine-mom-scented-candle","title":"Wine Mom Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cspan\u003eRed Wine, Cinnamon, Orange Peel, \u0026amp; A decorative pillow that says \"Gather.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eYou have a sign in your kitchen that says \"Live, Laugh, Love.\" You are currently doing none of those things. You are yelling at someone to put their shoes on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis candle is a tribute to the universal coping mechanism of parents everywhere. It features rich notes of red wine and mulling spices—perfect for masking the scent of burnt dinosaur nuggets and despair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLight this up when it’s 4:45 PM and you’re debating if it’s \"too early\" to open the Merlot. (Spoiler: It’s not. We aren't judging. We're pouring.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003ePeople who call their pets \"fur babies.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003eAnyone who has ever uttered the phrase, \"It's five o'clock somewhere.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eDrowning out the sound of 'Bluey' playing in the background.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Does not contain actual alcohol. You’ll have to provide that yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"nkd.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49874142724289,"sku":null,"price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/7563\/9745\/files\/10_e8fccde3-d472-4873-9c35-73bbdec46f08.png?v=1766797580"},{"product_id":"sugar-coated-lies-scented-candle","title":"Sugar Coated Lies Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cspan\u003eBlack Currant, Anise, Dark Musk, \u0026amp; The Fine Print.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eMuch like the lies you tell yourself (\"I'll start saving money this month,\" \"He's just really busy at work\"), this scent is complex, dark, and not nearly as sweet as the name suggests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eSure, it hits you with juicy \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003eblackberry and saffron\u003c\/b\u003e up front—the \"sugar coating.\" But underneath? It’s all \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"107\"\u003eanise, fennel, and dark musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s sophisticated, slightly herbal, and lingering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt smells like a corporate apology email. It smells like a backhanded compliment. It smells like the truth coming out after the third glass of wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eThe \"It's Complicated\" relationship status.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eReading the Terms \u0026amp; Conditions you definitely didn't agree to.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eAnyone who loves licorice notes (and ignoring red flags).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"nkd.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49874251382977,"sku":null,"price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/7563\/9745\/files\/IMG_1190.jpg?v=1768255549"},{"product_id":"bottomless-brunchscented-candle","title":"Bottomless Brunch Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cspan\u003eGrapefruit, Fresh Mint, Thyme, \u0026amp; The audacity to ask for separate checks.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThis candle smells like Sunday morning optimism and 2 PM regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt opens with aggressive notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"34\"\u003eGrapefruit, Lemon, and Bergamot\u003c\/b\u003e—sharp and bright, just like the first round of mimosas when you still think this is a \"classy\" outing. It follows up with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"188\"\u003eMint and Thyme\u003c\/b\u003e, the garnish on the $18 cocktail you just ordered. Finally, it settles into a base of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"289\"\u003eCedar and Green Leaves\u003c\/b\u003e, grounding you in the reality that you have to go back to work tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLight this up to capture the energy of yelling over loud music on a patio without the inevitable dehydration headache.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eSpilling the tea (and the salsa).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003ePeople who think \"Let's split an appetizer\" counts as a meal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003ePretending you can afford a $60 omelet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePro Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e If you burn this on a Tuesday, it counts as self-care. If you burn it on a Sunday, it counts as the Sunday Scaries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"nkd.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49874255839425,"sku":null,"price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/7563\/9745\/files\/IMG_1192.jpg?v=1768256290"},{"product_id":"mental-vacation-scented-candle","title":"Mental Vacation Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cspan\u003eZesty Lime, Pineapple, Rum, \u0026amp; Your Out-of-Office Auto-Reply.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eClose your eyes. Breathe in. Do you smell that? That’s the scent of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"85\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003efresh lime, crushed mint, and sweet pineapple\u003c\/b\u003e, floating on a base of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"154\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eboozy rum\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a white sand beach in the Caribbean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eNow, open your eyes. You are still in your living room. There is a pile of laundry on the chair that you’ve been ignoring for three days. You have work tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis candle is the only getaway you can afford right now. It smells like the trip you \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"86\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003ewould\u003c\/i\u003e take if you had the money, the time off, and the will to pack a suitcase. Until then, light this, dissociate, and pretend the sound of the dishwasher is the ocean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eWhen your PTO request gets denied.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003eAnyone whose \"dream destination\" is simply \"Not Here.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eMondays. Just... generally Mondays.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Cheaper than a flight. Stronger than your will to work.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"nkd.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49874258854081,"sku":null,"price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/7563\/9745\/files\/IMG_1208.jpg?v=1768255881"},{"product_id":"mental-vacation-scented-candle-1","title":"Tourist Trap Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cspan\u003eRipe Mango, Coconut Milk, Sugar, \u0026amp; A $25 cocktail in a plastic cup.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eYou know that feeling when you arrive at a \"secluded beach\" you saw on TikTok, only to find 4,000 other people and a gift shop selling shark tooth necklaces? This candle smells like that. But, like... the \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"222\"\u003egood\u003c\/i\u003e part of that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt’s an aggressive explosion of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003epineapple, orange, and mango\u003c\/b\u003e, smoothed out by \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"78\"\u003ecreamy coconut milk and sugar\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells exactly like the sticky, overpriced fruity drink you bought just to take a photo of your hand holding it against the sunset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt’s tropical. It’s sweet. It’s vibrant. It captures all the vibes of an island getaway, without the sunburn, the sand in your swimsuit, or the regret of buying a chaotic airbrushed t-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eInfluencers in the wild.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003eAnyone who has ever been scammed by a timeshare presentation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003ePretending your apartment is an all-inclusive resort (minus the buffet).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like paradise. Costs less than the resort fee.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"nkd.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49874260295873,"sku":null,"price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/7563\/9745\/files\/IMG_1197.jpg?v=1768254851"},{"product_id":"obligatory-lavender-scented-candle","title":"Obligatory Lavender Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cspan\u003eLavender, Eucalyptus, Cedar, \u0026amp; A profound lack of imagination.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eEvery home fragrance company is legally required to have a lavender scent. If we don't, the Candle Police come and shut us down. So, here it is. Are you happy now?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eTo be fair, we didn't phone it in \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"34\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003ecompletely\u003c\/i\u003e. This isn't your grandma's dusty potpourri. It starts with bright \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"111\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003ecitrus and bergamot\u003c\/b\u003e (to wake you up), hits the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"158\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003elavender\u003c\/b\u003e hard (to calm you down), and finishes with \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"210\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003ecamphor, eucalyptus, and cedar\u003c\/b\u003e (to clear your sinuses so you can smell how basic you are).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt smells clean. It smells herbal. It smells exactly like you expect it to smell. It is the beige cardigan of home fragrance: reliable, comfortable, and absolutely everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eGuest bathrooms (because you don't actually know what your friends like).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003ePeople who get overwhelmed by \"complex\" scents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eGifts for coworkers you sort of know, but not really.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e We made it because we had to. You bought it because it's safe. We are both complicit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"nkd.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49874261147841,"sku":null,"price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/7563\/9745\/files\/9_0c45e7a0-2b29-4b40-bfba-5a3187a5c525.png?v=1766797580"},{"product_id":"teachers-pet-scented-candle","title":"Teacher's Pet Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cspan\u003eFresh Apple, Cinnamon, Vanilla, \u0026amp; Unsolicited Validation.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThis candle smells like the kid in the front row who reminds the teacher they forgot to collect the homework.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt is aggressively pleasant. A classic, over-achieving blend of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003ecrisp apple, orange peel, and nutmeg\u003c\/b\u003e, grounded by \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"114\"\u003ewarm clove and vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. It checks every box. It follows every rule. It is spicy, sweet, and desperately wants you to give it a Gold Star.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLight this up when you need the olfactory equivalent of a pat on the head. It smells like September, sharpened pencils, and being the favorite. Just don't be surprised if your friends start finding you slightly annoying while it burns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eThe coworker who \"Replays All\" just to say \"Thanks!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003ePeople who actually read the instructions before assembling IKEA furniture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eAnyone who peaked in elementary school.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e It got an A on the group project. You did none of the work.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"nkd.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49874261573825,"sku":null,"price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/7563\/9745\/files\/IMG_1206.jpg?v=1768255775"},{"product_id":"corporate-zen-scented-candle","title":"Corporate Zen Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cspan\u003eGreen Bamboo, Spearmint, Coconut Milk, \u0026amp; Mandatory Mindfulness.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThis candle smells exactly like the lobby of a tech startup that is actively laying off 10% of its workforce. It is fresh. It is clean. It is completely devoid of human emotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt opens with sharp \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"20\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003espearmint and pineapple\u003c\/b\u003e—bright and \"agile,\" just like your new project manager. The heart is all \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"117\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003ebamboo and green floral\u003c\/b\u003e, reminiscent of that expensive \"living wall\" in the breakroom that died three months ago. Finally, it settles into a creamy \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"265\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003ecoconut milk\u003c\/b\u003e base, soothing you into a false sense of security before your next performance review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLight this up to recreate the ambiance of a \"Wellness Room\" you aren't allowed to use because you have too many deliverables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eBurning during Zoom meetings that could have been emails.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\"Self-Care\" (aka: staring at a spreadsheet until your eyes bleed).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003ePeople whose love language is \"Pizza Party instead of a Raise.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like success. Feels like burnout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"nkd.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49874262589633,"sku":null,"price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/7563\/9745\/files\/IMG_1200.jpg?v=1768255644"},{"product_id":"berry-tired-scented-candle","title":"Berry Tired Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cspan\u003eBlack Currant, Jasmine, Dark Musk, \u0026amp; Dark circles under your eyes.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWe could have called this \"Black Currant \u0026amp; Jasmine,\" but we decided to name it after your current state of being.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis is a sophisticated, moody fragrance. It features deep, rich notes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"74\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eripe black currants\u003c\/b\u003e (dark, like your outlook on the economy) blended with elegant \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"156\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003ejasmine and amber\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells luxurious, relaxing, and heavy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt’s the olfactory equivalent of lying face down on your bed in a towel for 45 minutes after a shower because you don't have the energy to get dressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eParents. Just... generally parents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003ePeople who reply to \"How are you?\" with a deep sigh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eBurning at both ends (pun intended).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s a pun. We know. 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It’s heavily \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eseasoned\u003c\/b\u003e with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"105\"\u003ecinnamon, nutmeg, and clove\u003c\/b\u003e, blended into a rich \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"154\"\u003epumpkin soufflé\u003c\/b\u003e base. It smells like a warm hug, which is great, because you probably need one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eLight this up when the sun goes down at 4:30 PM. You know the drill. You’ve been here before. At least this time it smells like pie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003eHiding under a weighted blanket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003ePeople who don't just \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"22\"\u003ehave\u003c\/i\u003e baggage, they have \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"46\"\u003ematching luggage\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eFilling the void where your serotonin used to be.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Reality:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s spicy. It’s sad. 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Use it to scrub away the Zoom fatigue, the endless \"quick syncs,\" and the urge to reply-all with your resignation letter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWash up, deep breath. 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The greatest feeling in the world is seeing a text pop up on your phone that says, \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"171\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\"Hey, I'm so sorry, I can't make it tonight.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThat specific dopamine hit—the realization that you don't have to put on real pants, leave your house, or make small talk—is what we captured in this jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIt starts with soothing \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"24\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eLavender\u003c\/b\u003e to lower your blood pressure, then settles into a warm, sophisticated \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"103\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eBlack Amber\u003c\/b\u003e base that wraps around you like the weighted blanket you are about to get under.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eLight this up, pour a drink, and enjoy the silence. 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