The Disillusioned Collection

High quality ingredients, low quality attitude.

You know those soaps that promise to whisk you away to a tropical island, find you a soulmate, and balance your chakras? Yeah, we don’t do that.

This is The Disillusioned Collection. We promise you’ll smell good. We promise you’ll get clean. We cannot promise that lighting a candle will fix the economy or that a bath bomb will cure your burnout. But hey, at least you’ll smell expensive while you doom-scroll.