Per My Last Email Soap Bar

Smells like: passive aggression and circling back.

This bar is dedicated to the absolute sharpest knife in the corporate drawer: the professional way to say, "I already told you this." We’ve blended tart cranberry with crisp apple for a scent that is sweet enough to get past HR, but sharp enough to make your point. Use it to scrub away the Zoom fatigue, the endless "quick syncs," and the urge to reply-all with your resignation letter.

Wash up, deep breath. It’s time to take this offline.

Scent Profile:

• Top: Tart Cranberry, Zesty Citrus
• Middle: Crisp Red Apple, Sweet Berry
• Base: Simmering Rage (and a touch of Musk)

The "Nkd." Truth:

• Net Wt. 5 oz (Heavier than your workload on a Friday afternoon)
• Perfect for washing your hands of the entire project.