Per My Last Email Soap Bar

Smells Like: Crisp Apple, Tart Cranberry, and Professional Rage.

There is a specific feeling that washes over you when you have to type these four words. It is a mix of forced politeness, exhaustion, and the burning desire to ask, "Did you even read what I sent you?"

We captured that feeling in a bar of soap.

This scent is the perfect balance of Sweet (Apple) and Sour (Cranberry). The apple represents the "Kind Regards" sign-off you use to keep your job. The cranberry represents the absolute tartness of your internal monologue.

Use this bar to scrub away the frustration of having to explain the same concept for the third time this week. It won’t make your coworkers more competent, but at least you’ll smell crisp, fruity, and professionally detached.

Smells Like: The visual attachment they didn't open.

Perfect For:

• Recovering from a "Reply All" apocalypse.
• People whose love language is "competence."
• Washing your hands of the entire project.

Ingredients: Saponified Oils (Olive, Coconut, Sustainable Palm), Fragrance, Mica, and a Paper Trail.