Bottomless Brunch Scented Candle

Smells Like: Grapefruit, Fresh Mint, Thyme, & The audacity to ask for separate checks.

This candle smells like Sunday morning optimism and 2 PM regret.

It opens with aggressive notes of Grapefruit, Lemon, and Bergamot—sharp and bright, just like the first round of mimosas when you still think this is a "classy" outing. It follows up with Mint and Thyme, the garnish on the $18 cocktail you just ordered. Finally, it settles into a base of Cedar and Green Leaves, grounding you in the reality that you have to go back to work tomorrow.

Light this up to capture the energy of yelling over loud music on a patio without the inevitable dehydration headache.

Perfect for:

• Spilling the tea (and the salsa).
• People who think "Let's split an appetizer" counts as a meal.
• Pretending you can afford a $60 omelet.

Pro Tip: If you burn this on a Tuesday, it counts as self-care. If you burn it on a Sunday, it counts as the Sunday Scaries.