Mental Vacation Scented Candle

Smells Like: Zesty Lime, Pineapple, Rum, & Your Out-of-Office Auto-Reply.

Close your eyes. Breathe in. Do you smell that? That’s the scent of fresh lime, crushed mint, and sweet pineapple, floating on a base of boozy rum. It smells like a white sand beach in the Caribbean.

Now, open your eyes. You are still in your living room. There is a pile of laundry on the chair that you’ve been ignoring for three days. You have work tomorrow.

This candle is the only getaway you can afford right now. It smells like the trip you would take if you had the money, the time off, and the will to pack a suitcase. Until then, light this, dissociate, and pretend the sound of the dishwasher is the ocean.

Perfect for:

• When your PTO request gets denied.
• Anyone whose "dream destination" is simply "Not Here."
• Mondays. Just... generally Mondays.

The Vibe: Cheaper than a flight. Stronger than your will to work.