Tourist Trap Scented Candle

Smells Like: Ripe Mango, Coconut Milk, Sugar, & A $25 cocktail in a plastic cup.

You know that feeling when you arrive at a "secluded beach" you saw on TikTok, only to find 4,000 other people and a gift shop selling shark tooth necklaces? This candle smells like that. But, like... the good part of that.

It’s an aggressive explosion of pineapple, orange, and mango, smoothed out by creamy coconut milk and sugar. It smells exactly like the sticky, overpriced fruity drink you bought just to take a photo of your hand holding it against the sunset.

It’s tropical. It’s sweet. It’s vibrant. It captures all the vibes of an island getaway, without the sunburn, the sand in your swimsuit, or the regret of buying a chaotic airbrushed t-shirt.

Perfect for:

• Influencers in the wild.
• Anyone who has ever been scammed by a timeshare presentation.
• Pretending your apartment is an all-inclusive resort (minus the buffet).

The Vibe: Smells like paradise. Costs less than the resort fee.