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Saturday Morning Cartoons Scented Candle
Saturday Morning Cartoons Scented Candle
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$30.00 USD
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$30.00 USD
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$30.00 USD
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Smells Like: Lemon Zest, Lime, Sugar, Milk, & A lingering fear of trademark infringement.
We wanted to call this candle by its real name, but our lawyer started hyperventilating. Apparently, a certain cereal company has "trademarks" and "no sense of humor."
So, for legal reasons, this candle smells like "Generic Fruity Breakfast Rings."
But between us? It smells exactly like the real thing. It’s an aggressive punch of sugary lemon, tangy lime, and grapefruit, smoothed out by creamy vanilla milk. It smells like the era before you had to worry about sugar intake or cease-and-desist letters.
Perfect for:
- "Healing your inner child" (aka: ignoring your adult responsibilities).
- People who still categorize cereal as a dinner food.
- Avoiding a lawsuit from a toucan.
The Vibe: A sugar high followed immediately by a nap.
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