Shower Steamer Cube

Oh, look at you. You have a shower. You have 5 minutes before you have to be somewhere you don't want to be. You certainly don't have time to fill a tub, light candles, and contemplate your existence.

Enter The Cube. It’s aromatherapy for people on a schedule. It sits on the floor of your shower, fizzing away and releasing essential oils that scream "Relax!" while you frantically shave one leg and debate calling in sick.

It’s efficient. It’s potent. It’s the closest thing to a spa day you’re going to get this month.

Why it's better than nothing:

- Bath-Free: Because who has a clean bathtub on a Tuesday? Not you.

- Slow Dissolve: Lasts just long enough for you to wash your hair and rethink your life choices.

- The Scents:

Autumn Air: Smells like crisp leaves and the seasonal depression creeping in.

Lavender + Eucalyptus: The universal scent of "Calm Down, Karen."

Citrus Energizer: A chemical slap in the face to wake you up.

- No Mess: Unlike your life, this leaves no residue behind.

Instructions:

1) Place cube on shower floor (not directly in the stream, or it will vanish faster than your motivation).

2) Let water hit it gently.

3) Inhale.

4) Exhale.

5) Get out and face the day.

Current Moods:

- Autumn Air: Cozy denial.

- Lavender + Eucalyptus: Aggressive relaxation.

- Citrus Energizer: Artificial enthusiasm.