Teacher's Pet Scented Candle

Smells Like: Fresh Apple, Cinnamon, Vanilla, & Unsolicited Validation.

This candle smells like the kid in the front row who reminds the teacher they forgot to collect the homework.

It is aggressively pleasant. A classic, over-achieving blend of crisp apple, orange peel, and nutmeg, grounded by warm clove and vanilla. It checks every box. It follows every rule. It is spicy, sweet, and desperately wants you to give it a Gold Star.

Light this up when you need the olfactory equivalent of a pat on the head. It smells like September, sharpened pencils, and being the favorite. Just don't be surprised if your friends start finding you slightly annoying while it burns.

Perfect for:

• The coworker who "Replays All" just to say "Thanks!"
• People who actually read the instructions before assembling IKEA furniture.
• Anyone who peaked in elementary school.

The Vibe: It got an A on the group project. You did none of the work.