The OG Bath Bomb

Look, we could try to reinvent the wheel here. We could add dried flower petals that clog your drain or glitter that you’ll be finding in your hair until 2027. But we didn’t.

This is The OG. It’s a bath bomb. It fizzes. It turns the water a cool color. It smells better than your current reality.

It’s the baseline requirement for a decent bath. It doesn’t promise to align your chakras or pay off your student loans, but it does promise to soften your skin and make the water look less like tap water and more like a potion. Sometimes, "classic" just means "we got it right the first time so leave us alone."

Why you (reluctantly) need this:

• Zero Learning Curve: You throw it in water. If you mess this up, we can't help you.
• The Scents: Available in scents like Saturday Morning Cartoons (smells like childhood before you had bills) and Nebula (space, where no one can hear you scream).
• Skin Stuff: Loaded with oils so you emerge slippery and hydrated, like a well-moisturized seal.
• Visual Distraction: Vibrant colors to stare at while you dissociate for 20 minutes.

Instructions:

1. Fill tub.
2. Drop bomb.
3. Get in.
4. Ignore the world until the water gets tepid.

Current Moods (Scents):

• Nebula: For when you need space.
• Saturday Morning Cartoons: Sugary nostalgia.
• Eucalyptus Mint: For when you're sick of everyone.
• Pink Strawberry: Aggressively cute.
• More when/if we feel like it.